PLEASE CHANGE THOSE LINKS! BREED ‘EM AND WEEP HAS MOVED TO:
Thank you for all the votes…thanks to your support, BEAW won!
BREED ‘EM AND WEEP: BEST PARENTING BLOG, 2006 WEBLOG AWARDS!
Woo hoo! Who wants to go to Vegas with me?
Add comment December 22nd, 2006
Vote for me, please? Clickie clickie? A little clickie clickie every day for the next week to make me forget the Hall & Oates concert from 1987?
The biggest blog-and-pony show out there, the 2006 Weblog Awards totally beat 106FM’s Schlep & Scooter in the Morning’s Radio Contest. You’re the 17th caller! You’re going to Hall & Oates at the Spectrum, baby!
I know the lady with rocks in her dryer is going to kick my ass, but if b’eaw could put in a good showing, I’d feel less desperate about it all. I got nominated for Best Parenting Blog (which, in my case, to avoid ambiguity, should be punctuated thusly: Best Parenting-Blog, and not Best-Parenting Blog. I do feed them only Clif bars and they may not make it until the spring).
Spread the word. I won Chicago tickets too but my date didn’t talk to me all night so I’d really like to start a new kind of winning streak. Save an ego. Click daily. I love you. Have a Clif bar.
Darryl Hall totally winked at me though. Wait. Maybe it was the other one.
Oh, and I’ve moved! The party’s at breedemandweep.com now!
Add comment December 8th, 2006
I’ve moved!
I’m warning you, there’s no place to sit down, and there’s nothing in the fridge, but I got the number for the local pizza place. Bring beer and good feng shui.
2 comments October 29th, 2006
Bambi grass is served!
Continue Reading 23 comments October 15th, 2006
Shakin’ my bum-bum
Nothin’ much to say
Shakin’ my bum-bum
Nothin’ much to seh-aaaay
Shakin’ your bum-bum
Nothin’ much to say
Shakin’ your bum-bum
Nothin’ much to seh-aaaay
—Sophie’s new “rockin roll” song, which she has been singing all evening (and shaking her own bum-bum to). I think she should sell the lyrics to Britney.
14 comments October 8th, 2006
Dear Mr. Martin,
It is my great desirs that you do not inform me about your sexual screenwriting again.
Unless of course you would like to submit your sexual screenwriting for me to post here in its entirety. Constructive criticism from the b’eaw readership could quite possibly help you in your successing. And it would certainly help us pass the time.
Sincerely,
Jenn
Continue Reading 22 comments October 3rd, 2006
I am starting to wonder about my parenting style. I know I slap a lot of Purell on their hands, I know this is a house where sick dogs do unspeakable things to floors, which makes me a mother who screams, “DON’T GO IN THE KITCHEN WITH YOUR BARE FEET! TERRIBLE THINGS ON THE FLOOR! YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW!”
The topic of the day is germophobic parenting, my dears.
Continue Reading 25 comments September 28th, 2006
I did not cough up the $150 to attend the paranormal conference. I thought about volunteering like you suggested, but then I realized I wanted to be able to escape if necessary.
But it was our anniversary weekend (seventh), and we celebrated by having friends over to help us tear up the remaining ancient green carpeting in the house.
Continue Reading 29 comments September 25th, 2006
Why must it cost me $150 to finally meet my animal spirit guide? Why? I have been waiting all my life to meet my animal spirit guide!
Continue Reading 20 comments September 21st, 2006
There is no Old, Small, Leave-It-As-Is-For-Now House movement that I can find. And there should be. It’s so disheartening to pick up a “shelter” magazine that promises gorgeous low-budget renovations inside, only to find out that their version of low-budget differs from our version of low-budget by at least $15,000.
Continue Reading 46 comments September 18th, 2006
Get it while it's hot and bothered!
